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so last night i was playing command and conquer with jesse and lucas when pat comes in and says were lame and we should go to dinner with him and his gf and her friends. yadda yadda we eat go over to this dudes apartment, dirnking games, and then never have i hever started. the game always ends with someone bitching and moaning so i just went and took a nap on the sofa. but anyway somewhere near the end some one said "never have i ever had a weiner in my mouth", bada bing bada boom patricks conservative girlfriend admits to having his "weiner" in her mouth. After the laughing jesse cracked a few jokes about it. she got all upset. luke and jesse decide its time to leave. i got pissed b/c she didnt care that we were leaving and asked me "where is patrick" right after i asked her if she cared that we were leaving. so now its tomarrow and someone told hans about it and now pats all pissed at us and im like fuck you dude she can get over that shit, she could have kept her mouth shut. and hes like you don tunderstand dude i have to put up with that shit. and i was like fuck you dude you're the one that got your dick sucked.
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no strings attached, even when you want them
4-7 scrabble amazon article 4-6
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ytmnd is being turned off. :( the internet is a cold dark place .... 3-17
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im pretty sure im failing all my classes and i want to dropout.
disco dead?
2-20 Piggybacking on Facebook 2-17
k im trying to get it where i can film, upload, and post videos from my phone... Its not really working, ima gona keep trying i think.
k well... it didnt work
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2-7 C-SPAN you know you want to.
2-5 2-4 radio 2-3
video from christmas break.
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one of my smu buddies is starting a new facebook type site for nerds. noobindex.com its not quite all the way up and running but it should be fun to see how it turns out.
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oh snap new song. i'm not completely in love with it but i like the part kinda at the end. i got some new bose headphones and they kinda suck. i think im gona take them back this weekend after i use them a shit load.
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12-17 new yorker 12-3 video 11-29
New song of the day. its from the same label girl talk is on. illegal art. ytmnd 11-23
found a new website: seeqpod.comi just found one song i needed but it looks like you could get anything you wanted. if you go to the page for mobiles you dont have to login and shit: internets 11-19 Hollywood Producer of Varied Interests, Many Hits, but Little Fame
"But to make sure he is not forgotten, he will often leave behind a small photo of himself in an inexpensive heart-shaped frame after attending a dinner or party, hiding it among his hosts family photographs."
11-12 Investors Flee E*Trade; Will Depositors Follow? 11-11
fun fact: on this day last year i was at the daft punk concert.
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pat is unstoppable.
quote of the year: "...its like you've got her hooked..."
i dont really know what the whole sentence was, but she had no idea that pat's nickname is "the hooker"
10-4
OWEN MUST DIE!!
9-7
the forum is down. i dont know why. i think i might find a new hosting service. i dont know though.
patrick invited some girls from TCU over. he's trying to hook my up with some girl named Tina. Hans and miss parish are at crossroads, some sleepover thing for freshman christians, so naturally Pat and I went to get two boxes of wine for while they were away. dorkmo powder is pretty much paused right now. pat is too lazy/doesnt care enough to take some pictures and photoshop them for the website. lucas hung up the poster that came with the postal service vinyl i got. its quiet nice. if my phone was working i would take a picture. pat put lucas on craigslist and some guy asked if he would come over and he would put a good prono on and suck lucas off dry. he'd even compensate him for his time.
8-27
new song, its crazy. nick wanted to share a pic of ryan in pain, how cruel, here it is, enjoy.
8-26
school year is starting up again. 4th year of college. dorkmo started 3 years ago, freshman year. feels like life is almost over. but not at all. if only i really knew what i wanted. i wish everyone was nicer and could separate themselves from the image of society. i feel like a horse on a trail ride just following the person in front of me. i wish love was real. i wish we'd have robots to do everything so we could all have time to think.
8-13
hoakay, new song of the day, its from the chemical brothers knew album "we are the night". so far its my favorite off the album. it seems like every time the chemical brothers release a new album the bad songs get played and all the really good songs just go unnoticed. you probably wont like this song anyways :P
hans and i played supreme comander for 3 days last week after i discovered it at quakecon. we're plotting on getting some more ram so we can play bigger maps. i think im going to push off the server for a couple months till ive got more time to learn linux or something. tiger won the pga
what the fuck is juice
7-24
i got my new mortar and pestel today in the mail.
do you guys ever listen to 88.7, the classical station?
7-20
new song :P i signed up for a checking account at bank atlantic, "florida's most convienient bank". im probably going to close my bank of america account next month.
7-12
oh my gosh. what is this. god save the internets. public service anouncement: dont go to the casino with lyndon.
semi amusing craigslist personal 5-25
hey im gona put google chat embed over on the side there. forum is down for a day, brinkster changed my password to the servers. any other sugestions while im screwing around?
4-27
"You know our bathrooms have locks on them [wink]" - Bent club owner
4-11
Come GET IT!!!! omg free yogurt. I'm going to drive 45 mins to "get it"
4-3 M.I.T. Education in China, Minus the Degree For Girls, Its Be Yourself, and Be Perfect, Too 3-21 Internet intervention Game over for China's net addicts Charlie Rose with Richard Serra 3-7 Dell may offer Linux 3-1
hey ive been watching some random videos on the internets. i didnt know dave matthews was south african. Google's Larry Page Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Dave Matthews on Charlie Rose Dave Matthews Band on cHarlie Rose 2-16
the girl mustangs beat rice, woo woo.
Tiny House 2-8
i had a business law test yesturday and a marketing test today and a history of math test tomarrow. and we're having a birthday party for my roomie tonight.
Miss a love connection? Post an ad online 2-5
we need a new song of the day Study Finds Security Flaws on Web Sites of Major Banks U.S. Set to Begin a Vast Expansion of DNA Sampling 2-4
i deleted the register page on the forum, so if anyone wants to create a new user tell me and ill help ya or what ever. i have 3 tests this week so that sucks. my roommates b-day is tommarrow. i went to the atm and to the carwash to get quarters for laundry, and on the trip i heard to the best of our knowlege, here's a link: internet 1-22
Okay, well i was too busy to delete people from the forums, but i did go to a SMU bball game. and we lost.and i also finally mailed lyndon his one of a kind signed post it note. i have some buisnees law class that requires alot of reading so im kind bogged down more than i usually am or would like to be. k well, laters.
In Raw World of Sex Movies, High Definition Could Be a View Too Real 1-17
heyo everybody. i dont know if you know what it is but the people that make hafl life have like a game distribution thing on the internet tha tyou can download games and stuff with... but anyway they're having a free play weekend with some racing game and i was gona play so, if anyone wants to join me tell me. internet
And also,i just wanted to give a heads up to everyone that im going to go through this weekend and delete everyone that has not ever posted on the forums. So if you dont want to be deleted go post something before Friday night. and also, if anyone wants to help message me and we can have a super spectacular deleting party.
1-15 24-Hour Newspaper People 1-9
okay so i drew up a little report from the google analytics data. its a whole year of data so it looks pretty. theres a new version of the forum software so im going to go and try and do that now with out fuckign it up. okie okde, enjoy.
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lol they started making boxes to send stolen video from your computer to your TV. BitTorrent Comes to the Television 11-8
Rumsfeld is quiting?!?! :( he really wasnt that bad was he?
11-7
Santorum is out.
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well saturday, i went to compusa and got microsoft flight simulator X. i flew a bunch. then sunday i woke up and planned on studying, but i just flew a bunch more. but i did do a load of laundry, so i feel like i accomplished something.
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Okay, new song of the day. i dont really know if i like any of their songs but i like listening to it? if you guys like that one ill put another one up.
10-5
okay apparently mom doesnt want me to see daft punk.
10-4
I Have alot of Laundry to do.
Double McBlogger with Cheese.
I Might be Coming Home This Weekend.
I will be seeing daft punk november 11th??
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happy birthday sean
And if You Liked the Movie, a Netflix Contest May Reward You Handsomely 9-13
okay so im going to grow a mustache. ive been doing some research and im thinkgin its going to work out. i ordered some scisors from tweezer man and i got some moustache wax from sally beauty supply, choice shit. but anway... its gona be the most ballin'ist shit eva.
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Heyo! well... im going to camp this summer... im leaving may22 and coming back in august some time. hopefully in time for some quakecon internet. ill probobly have a few days off inbetween terms so i might see a few of you then. ill bring my computer to camp so i can bug you guys on here or something. but anyway... i duno. is there anyhing going on directly after school? say... this next week? okay im out. gota get some sleep.
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lol Entropia Universe Players Can Cash Their Online Earnings at the A.T.M. 4-27
hey so i saw this. internet 4-17
heyo! okay something new from google... calendar. seems interesting. internet if anyone doesnt have a google account, get one. or soemthing. gmail okay well thats all i really had to say... so... im off.
4-11 okay everyone should read this shit, its crazy... The Long-Distance Journey of a Fast-Food Order 4-7 so i came into the wierdest situation today, this morning... ive been doing some research on japanese theater for my speech class for a group culture speech or something but anyway i was reading some books about it from the library... pretty fun stuff... but anyway i searched for some of the topic on wikipedia but it didnt really have enough material for a speech but anyway while i was reading my book i would add stuff to wikipedia... but anyway, it was some kind of wierd realization when i forgot that i wrote the stuff on wikipdia and then me thinking i should use wikipedia as a source anyway and then me realizing that everything on wikipedia i put on there from my sources anyway. i duno. it was kind of trippy when i looked down at the wikip print out. 3-28 "Traffic was disrupted from early this morning on trains, planes, buses and the Paris Metro as unions heeded calls to observe a one-day strike against the law. School children enjoyed a free day as a majority of teachers stayed home, newsstands were empty due to a distribution strike, the main French radio network broadcast only music, mail was not delivered, some banks were closed, and most universities remained shut down as students prepared to march." Hundreds of Thousands Protest Against Labor Law in France 2-26 Hey... im still trying to quit the internet... not going very well.... but anyway i heard wait wait dont tell me this weekend and they were talking about how they have a podcast and so i thought you might also enjoy it so heres the link... Internet but anyway, almost spring break? almost.
The iPod Ecosystem 1-27 Hey dudes... um dont know if you noticed but i took down the forum for a while but im gona put it back up... but until i have nick run by my house its still gona be empty of past stuff... and if nick ever does do that shit its probobly gona erase any new shit you write on there... so... i duno... what ever... everythink for turkey. p.s. does anyone want to meet me half way at one of the casinos? im kinda bored... well........ okay.... im gona go do nothing for a little while longer... if your not busy maybe find a pay phone and prank call me or soemthing, that would be swell :)
1-13 okay so i was thinking... we should make a road trip to Colbert, OK internet and get a picture of us infront of the colbert sign and send it to the report. oh snap flap jack.
SUP BITCHES! its time fo SCHOOL. time to get krazy!~!!!
okie doke. there is too much internet. i give up.
you can write anything on the internet. life is too boring. awww casino. the ultimate adventure land. im all worn of our freedom of speech. fuck the police. i can say that. televangalists know how to make speech internesting. dreaming is free? what what blondie. so im sitting here eating the world's thinest cookie b/c im hungry. when im eating it my mouth tastes like im eating a bunch of yummy cookies, le stomach never fills. okay but seriously. who wants to start an adult picture studio with me.
okay okay okay. im out. fyc.
p.s. sex is natural, sex is fun 12-10 I made a podcast... lol.
if you dont know how to do it, drag and drop the little box down there into itunes.
npr 12-8 hey okay im trying something new... i put a little box over there with some crappy coding... im trying to see what all i can put in it and stuffs... any thoughts? does it messed up? over and out.
Young, Assured and Playing Pharmacist to Friends 11-15 so aparently google fucked up... their anayltical thing isnt working... lol. on the google groups discussion board everyone is saying they are getting a message that says it will be ready in 12 hours but its been like that for like 2 days... aww waht ever, poor google :) lol dork dork dork blog blog blog... but anyway i might put some more music up later... over and out internet
11-10 did you guys know that quik trip isnt building anymore stores in oklahoma b/c they're mad at the state becuase of indians having better prices on cigarettes?! i blame sean. 11-8 Kansas School Board Approves Controversial Science Standards 11-3 HiZAH! sean wanted to let you know how everyone rated on the nerd-o-meter , so naturally, we have a graph :P
internets "its not easy to host, all these countries, it particularly no easy to host, perhaps, me!" lol
Five Bidders Seek to Win Albertson's at Auction 10-18 hey everyone... ima gona take a vacation from websiting for a while... if you need me email me or something or uther... ill be back later.. have fun doin what you do. 10-17 holy shit how bout that home run. hit the fucking windows. cardinals are gona come back and win the hole thing.
Can Brain Scans See Depression? 10-13 have you heard about the new walmart fashion line?!! im SOOO EXCITED!!!! metro7 is the only thing ill ever wear again! We should all get matching outfits!!!! interNET!
Court Bars Collection of SAT Booklets by Tutor 10-12 hey dudets! so ima gona put a buncha random links over on the side bar... if you want something just tell me... im gona put bohemith bank of america over there.. if you want chase or what ever insignificant bank's website linked tell me. otherwise... take your peanut butter and shove it. 10-11 life is a dream 10-7 Vaccine Prevents Most Cervical Cancer 10-5 okay, so ive decided im not going to eat or drink high fructose corn syrup anymore. Uhhh i duno 10-4 uhhhhh.... i duno... whats going on this weekend?
test thursday... i duno... k
sexa machina
10-3 A little poem from everybody s favorite movie... bumfights 2
All I have is this one poem to read this poem is called lover festering pussy hole I pump, pump, pump at you be kind leave me no disease I lust til' my days are gone festering pussy hole black juice from your ass covers my mouth and face penis, dick, cock, pussy, cum I kick and punch and fuck bloody baby's pussy eat my dick you ungrateful whore killing pussy eater at night in the full moon asswhole fungus infected maggots, pussy, cock I'll miss you.
Picture from NYT 9-28 hear that kazoo? awww.. yes. its magical. 9-26 Tonight is the PBS Bob Dylan movie thinger. I dont know if its going to be anygood but im going to be watching it. poor bob dylan.
i dont even know why they are killing people anymore. Attacks in Iraq Kill 16, Including 5 Teachers Slain at School 9-19 "This is a matter of public policy," he said. "And whether it's race-based or not, if you give your tax cuts to the rich and hope everything works out all right, and poverty goes up and it disproportionately affects black and brown people, that's a consequence of the action made. That's what they did in the 80's; that's what they've done in this decade. In the middle, we had a different policy." Clinton Levels Sharp Criticism at the President's Relief Effort 9-17 last thursday..... my roomate... got drunk for the first time. (like a week ago he was telling everyone he doesnt drink). when hes drunk he likes to ask people "how drunk am i??? like a 8? cuase i think im like a 7 or 8." then he kept asking me if he ruined it with the girl he likes. and then im like yes. and hes like dont tell me i ruined it man. and im like well... im pretty sure ya did. and then he would fall over on shit a bunch and show people how he cant walk straight. generally kind rediculous. Then, on friday... i like you know do my laundry and shit and get all my shit nice and clean and shit right? and like my towels are all nice and folded and warm and fucking cushy and shit right? and so like that night everybody starts drinking again. and im like in my room on the internet or something i dont really remember... but anyway everybody was gona go to a bus party but luke was acting crazy again and like they were telling him he couldnt go to the party. so we spend like a hour tryin to get him to go to bed. blah blah blah. blog blog blog. and so i get kinda pist and so i walk over to 7-11 and shit. and then so moral of the story when
i get back to the room, my roomate was laying there sleeping after he had unloaded like a 5 gallon bucket of barf in his bed (see figuer 1.1 for detail). points for not gettin it on my shit though right? right.
on a scale from 1 to 10, it was about a 10 of barf.
"The current organic standards, which took effect in 2000, require that cows have "access to pasture," but do not require cows to be put in the pasture." (lol, sorry, i thought that was kinda funny when i read it) Does Organic Imply Grazing? So Many Presidents, So Few Presidential Suites 9-13 yeah... im sorry... shits still broke ass... im working on it... not really... everything will be alright in the end.
ps... sorry about the message board... the team is working on it
"The National Administration of State Secrets, a government agency that oversees the vast array of data deemed secret..." China to Shed Secrecy Over Its Natural Disasters 9-12 The new york times is coming out with a premium online service. sounds like fun! i'd buy some stock? not that their stock ever does anything... but they do pay out dividens... fun for everyone! internet!!!
yay for nerds Watching Titans Battle on Screen and Keys 9-11
something went horrible wrong with the website last night :( ... im working on it... i doubt anyone noticed or cared :P
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HEYO!!! well, today, SMU is playing TCU who, as you might know, beat OU. should be hilarious. but anyway i worked on the picture sharing thing last night... so....... if your feeling experimental, sexually, i suggest you make me happy, sexually, and post a fucking picture... And after you get done with that Sean needs some loving too. Tricks and Hoes.
8-30 whats going on peeps!!! well... im working on the picture thing. i found a new program that im hoping we'll all like. i gota change the visuals around a bit but it should be working pretty okay right now... ill put a link over on the left... check it out if you want. if you wana give me grief about it... post something i guess. dorknet 8-25 what? frat theme parties? what what? gold diggers and seven figuers?! hehe
8-9 Quake Con 8-5 well i guess its back to school time. i put a new song up. if anyone would like to watch a movie before im gone you can call me... my number is over there->>> like always... i duno. good lord, cat juggling!
7-18 Students Say High Schools Let Them Down 6-29 WOOP WOOP! its sean's kind of dancing!Internet!!!
A Tower of Impregnability, the Sort Politicians Love "The Freedom Tower embodies, in its way, a world shaped by fear." 6-28 hmmmm coming home? party party? 6-8 WOO WEEE i found some tulsa forum were some peeps are discussing the zoo thing i duno if you guys want to check it out or anything, probly not, but what ever... internet! 6-7 A Better Robot, With Help From Roaches 6-6 get smart: say something 6-5 happy 11 months and one day anniversary!!
i hope its special
6-3 um so like this weekends this american life is something about separtaion of church and state. if anyone wants to get togther and have a listening party call me? im probly just going to start playing a bunch of computer games or somthing i dont know what im saying, okay, later. 5-31 Ground Zero Is So Over 5-21 oh snap for mayfest! bloggy mc blogs alot. i think i was gona write something then i forgot and then i was like, wow i suck. mmm bop. so lonely. oh starwars. sean has dedicated his life to practicing as a pediatric gynecologist. does anyone want to play monopoly some time soon? i duno. pssst... emmy and daniel are boinking it after prom, tell your friends. sometimes the sun goes around the moon.
5-14 wali pawzing
i just tought i would remind everyone that didnt already know that steve-o's party is tonight.
viva casto
5-8 "There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible to live without breaking laws."
revolution! 5-6 "When a later witness, Jonathan Wells, said he enjoyed being in the minority on such a controversial topic, Mr. Irigonegaray retorted, 'More than being right?' " In Kansas, Darwinism Goes on Trial Once More 3-10 OH SNAP! 2 more days till spring break!!! Its gona be off the hook!
Doc, i just have to tell you about the future! In 1985, something terrible happens!
'Daily Show' Personality Gets His Own Platform 3-3 "Hydames, you have not equally weighed each side in your advice to us. For you have tried the one which you advise, the other has remained untried by you. You know what it means to be a slave, but you have never yet tried freedom, to know whether it is sweet or not. For if you had tried it, you would have advised us to fight for it, not merely with spears, but also with axes."
3-1 CHINA PARTY! China Yahoo :: Forum
3-28 video madness video madness part 2 3-27 New News. okay well apparently im not working at camp this summer... My mom, dad, and granddad(Poppy) have voted/decided. i'm now going to be working in the oil field, planting grass in our backyard (for like the 5th time), helpping Poppy move to Tulsa, and hanging out with Winner. Its gona be a fucking party. oh snap! i can feel the joy from here. yeah so well about that. i guess ill be here in the summer... my lone ranger fantasy has been crushed :( ... :P ... oh colon... you can be so much more than a punctuation mark.
3-23 ill fix that tomarrow, after my test, when i have time. --->
3-22 yeah so i descided to copy lyndon, i dont know why you should care, its just more useless information... ill try and come up with something worthwhile tomarrow
You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.
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The Music Goes on Side A and the Flip Side Is a DVD 3-20 Welcome Back Bitches.
3-11 i'm on my way. Im leaving Sean in charge of the internets. ill call nick and give him a phone number in case you need me. Well, this is definately Lower Wacker Drive.
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Oh Snap!
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woop woop... ? hey im thinking the science section in the new york times tomarrow is going to be good... so just as a sugestion, pick one up... its only like a dollar... and theres no tax, hard to beat that. well i guess you could.... mabey like a free "im better than you" sticker with it or something i duno. Or an "i am inslaved by liberal propoganda". well i duno, be free.
The Ten Commandments Reach the Supreme Court Tasty!
2-27
just hanging out found you guys a nice link when i searched heaven on google...
INTERNET! - wensdays are fruit machine night... they'll make a fruit out of you.
Another way to waste time 2-22
umm.... 222 is my favorite number... i got nothing.
7 is the perfect number.
but seriously. i started using my clock radio for radioing. Welp... party.
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Hey um im sorry about me sucking and the forum being broken... but no worries, to make it up to you im giving you this awsome ass video to watch. So quit your bitching. VIDEO... INTERNET!
Caught Between Parents and the Law 2-16
New pome of the day?! Hey um sorry for the lack of interesting comments lately, i feel like ive been tweaking out the last week or two.
"i emailed you a picutre of lyndon absolutely wasted, oh god, he looks like, he looks like. the fbi broke into his house and woke him up and told him they we're going to arrest him for child porn or something."
-nick
Major Gifts of Cash and Art for Texas Museums Greenspan Urges Caution on Social Security Overhaul A New Model Army Soldier Rolls Closer to Battle 2-14 In City of Excess, No Theatrics Are Too Grand for 'Marry Me' 2-13
woop woop lizzy. Its sunday eh? Well i guess ill start story time. Friday my parents came down so my dad could get a physical. So we went to the mall and stuff. I followed my mom around the women's shoe section for a while. That turned out to be pretty embarrassing. Saturday i woke up kinda early and went on a mini road trip by my self. Then all the lonely dudes in my dorm got together and went to see "Hitch". it was a fucking sad sight see. but i guess its sunday and i havent really done anything today, so im going to go work on my chemistry. yay. ill try and thinking of something more.
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HEY! waste time... meet 12 year olds... sign me up! INTERNET!
umm well its tuesday? im still alive. and i have to write an essay.
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why not... woop 2-6
Bush Is Said to Seek Sharp Cuts in Subsidy Payments to Farmers 2-5
chris and michelle came down to see spencer this weekend. they're going shooting tommarow. ps all he needs for his big gun is the barrel.
*not actually spencer's just an example of what will be.
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hello world! If you are interested This American Life will be on the radio this weekend like it is everyweekend. you can see what this weeks show is about if you click the link over yonder ---> but anyway... i plan on listening to it so i was just trying to help round you conservatives out with some more "liberal propoganda". :) party on.
sean wanted me to update the few people who read around these parts. Here it is... Skate Park Opens Near Downtown Message from sean: u have to post this james! tis jamie dillons lil bro and his dad in a skate park interview video on the news
A nice little Article: After 20 Years, Finally Capitalizing on Cool 1-15
Micah's band is playing next weekend:
Hey, everyone. Hope all is well. On Friday, January 21st, we will be playing at Bob's inside the Cain's Ballroom. We're sharing the stage with our good friends The French Connections and Ice Nine. Doors open at 7, and the show starts at 8. Admission is $7. Hope to see you there.
Love,
GM Cain's Ballroom 1-14
In 1969, when Richard M. Nixon was inaugurated during the Vietnam War, there were six inaugural balls along with what The Times called the tightest security in history and the first large protest ever held at an inauguration. Mr. Nixon impressed many Democrats with his conciliatory speech promising bipartisanship at home and peace abroad, but during the parade some protesters chanted pro-Vietcong slogans and hurled rocks and beer cans at Mr. Nixon's limousine.
Pomp and Parties, but Inaugural Tone Is Issue in Wartime Guns and Jeers Used by Gangs to Buy Silence
This One's For Nick: Movie Minutes: 'Spanglish' 1-13
All the sheets on my bed smell like wet dog...
1-12 i dont know if you guys already heard it but ice cube was on npr the other day. they played straight out of compton.
NPR
CNN Will Cancel 'Crossfire' and Cut Ties to Commentator "CNN is a different animal," Mr. Klein said. "We report the news. Fox talks about the news. They're very good at what they do and we're very good at what we do."
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Nick was afraid of being persecuted for starting his own blog so he decided to make the news with his picture of lindon. For an added bonus james included the lyndometer (a picture of bear in the big blue house) for checking the picture's authenticity. sorry lyndon, its all in good fun. :) Nick wanted street credit? i duno.
Just to let you know sean has been keeping up to date on the pomes so dont miss any, cuase, you know, there awsome.
everyone has to watch the new video from cspan! its an action packed hour and 20 min of pure cocaine.Video! *Techinical difficulties / if its not working tell me*Download Video *no sean its not about cocain
11-29 someone once said we are ourselves when we are alone, but whats that have to do with anything here. i duno. Thank you for the poem sean.
11-28 Song. Listen.
Poem.
High for the Holidays Babes in a Grown-up Toyland Bush's Social Security Plan Is Said to Require Vast Borrowing
splended
11-27 It's saturday. Don't read this, do your homework.
11-22quotes from the a.m. in room 313: "if a fine ass chick walked in here naked would you keep studying this or would you do that." or a third option, leave and let james sleep.
11-21 okay so pretend its 5:30 and the two people that had been studying macroeconomics with your roomate finnally leave. and then your roomate decides to watch the simpsons as loud as humanly possible. would you: A. Go ape shit B. Leave forever C. Do nothing well if you didnt notice Sean is now periodically driving up to the heavens to bring us back a little piece of the pie. soon we will all be so elite we wont know what to say to our selves.
omfg another episode is starting.
The Poetry Symposium
11-20 down the hall they are playing "okay if i say a letter who evers name starts with that letter picks who touches who ever they want where ever they want"
my saturday day night involved three clint eastwood movies and watching nba players hit thier fans
11-19 well mom didnt come :P
"when i go on my fag killing rampage your(sean) first!" -sean's friend down the hall that previously hit on Emmy
11-18 Welp i signed up for all my spring classes. Looky here! My mom is suposidly coming down today... party! well its friday im going to go make something happen.
11-17 Weblog Stardate 20.21: Well my computer is messed up... but besides that Half-life 2 came out. I dont think it even made the news... anywhere. But anyway yeah. Chirac Says War in Iraq Spreads Terrorism Senate Votes to Raise Federal Debt Limit YAY!
11-14 Well last friday the Bishop Kelley robot guys came down for the Texas competition. it was cool i met up with the folks and partied. Kent came down to see his girly friend who is on the robot team. /// It was like quakecon but with robots and 12 year old girls. Kent and i checked their robot in becuase the team was playing Halo 2 back at their hotel. The people that run the thing were pretty uptight about everything. Some lady looked at our robot and madea big list of everything we had to change. Kent and I acted like we were actually on the team and made up shit when she asked us about the robot. we figuered she knew but we got by. After we were done wiht all that shit we met up with Sean and Thomas for a while. and then blog blog blog we went back to smu to sleep. the next day we hit the robot scene and did all that jazz for a while. Kent went back to tulsa with all them and yeah. this is really lame. okay so that friday I went out to eat with the team before Kent got there. Mark and I went over to kinkos to look around cuase we had to wait to sit cuase we had 20 people. We looked at postcards for a while and decided we should get one for mrs. gridley. but anyway while we were writeing in the card some fuckin crazy lady walked up to us and poked here head in and complemented our handwriting that was actually the writing already in the card. so due to lack of anything to write Mark ended up drawing a stick figuer barfing into another stick figuer's mouth. Then we decided to draw the robot kinda inbetween the stick figuers and the DNA we already drew. Once we got it all drawn out the kinda creepy dude that works at kinkos came over to see what the hell was going on. The skin around his neck looked like some kind of stretchy platic. he had a little white mustache and soul patch. he kinda reminded me of richard dryfus but fucking creepy. So when he saw what we had drawn he said it reminded him of soemthing he saw on hbo's real sex one time. he went on to describe the mechanical dildo with swirly hand motions and the noises that go with that. and then Mark said oh yeah i know which one your talking about. and so, there i was. /// apparently one of the hispanic girls that sean works with wants to have a 3some with him and another chick.
11-8 zack attack
11-6
Well last night sean came over to spencer place and we started working on jordans shit.
"I guess Im gona need to get a rifle for the coming civil war." "Where are my books? they're not outlawed yet are they?" spencer ELECTION RESULTS
damn it
Its not a kerry loss it is the end of abortion rights, gay marriage, stem cells, science, protecting the environment, and seperation of church and state. and also, we are all going to be laughed at by allah for being stupid. and worst of all you made jon stewart and spence cry. Is kj moving to alaska? find out here!
11-1 Another day of class. needs more nap. Old school midi music for a couple days. yay!
To Be a 'Clone Town,' or Not: That Is the Question On the Final Sunday, Sermons Pulse With the Power of Spiritual Suggestion
10-30 well satuday night i sat at home and watched cspan most of the night. They showed a chenney speach and a clinton one. The best part was the music they played at thinigs. The Republicans played played "only in america" and other random coutry/texas style usa songs in Ohio. Yet right when Clinton got done with his speach la bumba started blairing as he was glad handing the crowd in New Mexico. Before that though was the Oxford debate society or soemthing debating whom people should vote for. /// Okay so i went to the frat party and met up with nick fred and jordan at 11ish. i had 3 slices of bread and went back home. I got back and my mom was watching book notes from America the Book. i kinda feel sorry for the the other people that work on the show cuase Jon is always in the spot light/stealing the thunder, you can kinda feel that the other guys wana talk too. i duno. so im picking nick up at jordans house at 2:45, so call sean and tell him about it. /// The pineapple is looking good but i think its gona be ready more like winter break than thanks giving break. ///
Defacing the Skyline, a Heartless Act in the Heart of Chicago
10-29 Well some random dude just walked in to my room and asked if we had condom... if only i had finished jordan's contraption. Something you shoulddo this weekend. or Alternate bonus."James' sugested listenings"
10-28 I signed up for The Face Book. All of a sudden i have friends again. New song of the day. advisio. Songs Honda's Robot is comign to SMU and you guys are all coming! its gona be crazy! poop
Float Time on Checks Shortens, as of Thursday
10-27 I have a big Test tomarrow which i cannot fuck up. "Chang", my singaporian suitemate, is bumbed out becuase his girly friend's exboyfriend is coming down this weekend. Chang and she talked and they are no longer spending time together. /// The full moon thing is tonight.
Those are all the buildings i have to know for my test tomarrow.
10-26 Moon. Its like an eclipse tomarrow or something. but either way its gona be a partay! Moon
Nurse, Where Do We Keep the Chicken Wire and Lamp Cord? Video?
10-23
Oh god. so i picked sean up from work on friday. His coworkers from Moe's were getting together for drinks. We ended up at "bahamma breeze" a quaint little themed resturant chain in a adobe colored plaster wall strip mall. Mani from Moe's also works at bahama breeze so he gave us the grand tour. It was fun but really different. We sat out on the patio and Mani kept ordering drinks for everyone there. At first it was Sean Mani two other chicks and a dude from Moes and me. The Dude was smoking Lucky Strikes with a filter from 101 dalmations lady. So basically we kinda sat there a chit chatted for a while. Sean and i sobered it up by interjecting our vegitarianism and not huge fans of beerism. 3 of the spansih chicks from Moe's showed up a bit later. (aparently one of them teaches people how to dance ro soemthing). So moral of the story is Sean was being dry humped by one of his co works while everyone else was actually trying to dance to the funky one man band. Today though sean and i drove down to austin to pick up his car and we met his cousins baby. I think sean knows but i for got to ask him but we didnt wait to eat while she was changing his diaper. You should have said something Sean. /// Spencer and I went to See I (heart) huckabees. it was good. but dont take my word for it ask Tony the tiger.
10-22 Well its friday night and im bored so im just gona type till im bored of that. Spencer and i got our wireless network antennas but we need to get wire converters. its really stupid. basically there are tree different types of wire for network antennas... small medium and large. The "wireless aceess point" that connects to the network has a medium plug and the antenna has a large plug(the guy at the store said they were the same), the antenna came with a converter but it goes from the large to the small. We gave up around 8. I went over to UD around 12 planning on doing some homework while sean translated greek. man my life is exciting! mmm blibby blog. so around 3 i got back and layed down in bed pretending i would do some math. Sorry this story is lame. Ill start putting appologies sparatically in these things for you guys. I went over to see sean and thomas after class. watched some tv then took sean to work. I ended up over at the cafateria. I made two sandwiches with cheese tomatos pickels onions and some letus. that and some milk and wam dinner. I sat down to eat then one of the chicks that i took to target saw me. (i took some people to target the other day. my suitmate from singapore asked if id take him and his girly friend. and then his girly friend wanted to take two of her friends. So i was a at target for a couple hours while they couldnt decide what plastic tub they need to put all there extra clothes and 24 pairs of shoes in.) 2 of the chicks from target and 2 other people didnt want to see me eat alone. 2 of them are from LA another from Vegas. the guy from vegas asked if the chick from vegas was eating a crab salad. She wasnt but she did some crazy LA "im better than" the cafateria food thing. and a I would never eat crab from [the cafatera]! oncei got back to my room spencer wnat to go eat. when i got in the truck he was on the phone with michelle and she was crying over somehing. blog blog MT-teleBlog. We went to Chuy's the elvis/mexican resturant. i got desert. Spencer told my about his political science forum or soemthing where his class goes out to a bar and chills with there teacher. Spencer kept telling me about some chicks who said they were libertarians but were gona vote for bush. Spencer was quiet ruffled over the tought of these "chicks without ideals". i duno we have come to now,and so just for a bonus for reading all this crap you get to know that have have 27 dollars till my parents give me my cool kid allouance at the begging of next month. that means everyone needs to give sean a call and say that your proud of him and give him a big telebearhug. I think were driving to auston tomarrow so if you want anything from down there tell sean while your on the phone with him. Sex with a monkey. James Wise 313 suck my balls.
The O'Reilly Factor for Lesbians
10-20 Im working on getting the Crossfire Video. Ill have it on the site by the end of the day for you guys. i probly have plenty of time since no one is reading this...40mb video
This is what happens when oil hits $55 a barrel... People in Asia freak out.
Apples With Pedigrees Selling in Urban Edens
10-18 Well. im working on setting up a wireless network connection between my dormroom and spencer appartment. The school blocs out all the Music downlaod stuff and more importantly all the multiplayer game ports. So in an attempt to play computergames in my room were haveing a little experiment to get outside internet on the campus. Its also been getting my mind off other stuff for a while. Its gona be crazy~! viva thanksgiving. draw chat thingy craziness
10-16 Well yesturday my parents and aunt wanda came down from tulsa. We went to this seafood place for dinner, we had to drive down oak lawn to get there. I think my parents have stopped caring about what people think about them and definately stopped caring about what they say to people. When Wanda went to the bathroom our mom told us how great she was to put up with dad looking at the butt of every waitress that walked by. I ate two salads, a side of hush puppies, and some french fries. after that some how we ended up at bestbuy to get a TV. So now my brother has a nice big tv that he doesnt need wich is only goign to make my life harder. gotago
10-15 Big News! Bill O'Reilly is screwed. Woot. Its not "fit to print" just yet but who cares. || james-1 o'reilly-0 ||
The Green Zone is under attack and its your fault. Parents are coming down to party. Sean is gone. Thomas is drunk or on drugs. Homework? Im pretty sure no one is reading any of this, it probably has something to do with the fact that you let down The Green Zone. Wait wait, sorry for failing at being funny, let me think of soemthing else... Oh, hmmm... www.jesusishitler.com "Both Jesus and Hitler enjoy pineapple on their pizza." Aww yes.
10-14 Well Rishabh just asked me if the tap water out of the sink was safe to drink. I wish we had nonpotable water to worry about.
I got my Shmelvis book today. (yay for amazon) i think thats what im going to be doing most of the weekend since Seans out of town. though ill probably have to save thomas' life a couple times.
Nick This is blog. Fuck it.
10-13 Well yesturday Sean and I went over to the bus station to get him a ticket for thursday and sunday. The Big news is that we got hit up for money by the same dude from last friday. Next time we'll get a picture with him.
10-10 Sean wanted to say soemthing about last night... Well, i duno. i kinda feels like it was like 3 different nights rolled into one. Nick's going to accuse me of "blogging" or some shit but anyway pretend this is different. So the story goes... KJ and the rest of OU minus everyone else i know from OU came down for the Texas/OU game. Now a little illogical back tracking, On Friday night sean and i partied with all the crazy fans, after a while we met up with KJ. blah blah blah. KJ showed us his ass. it was purple. sean touched it. not really. but basically we walked over to another hotel and then sean and i went back to our homes, not before being hit up for spare change on the way to the car, and then being asked if we smoke weed by the dude. It was a nice way of saying "im not really going to buy a bus ticket with this money." So the next day I went over to see sean working. Then i went over to get Emmy. . Then we started to head over toward SMU. Then Sean Called. We stuck his bike in the back (he has been riding his bike to work, ask him about it.) KJ called and told us we had to get him cause he was dying or soemthing, duno. so we drove around for an hour looking for him. This is probably a boring story, im trying to make is as short as possible, this isnt helping. It was probobly more like 2 hours but we eventually found him in an appartment next to "hibachi" wich was really "hasban" or soemthing. So we then put kj and two of his frat-bras in the car and drove them to some random hotel. Kj went up stairs and we and his two bras left him to drown in his own barf. Kj asked us if we would take the two other dudes who we did not know to a bar. After we dropped them off Emmy Sean and i then waited out side of different bar for Seans buddies from ou. we just kinda stood there for a while. SMU. we went up and saw Rishabh who was, like now (its 4:45am), playing cricket on the computer and listening to hindi/indian music. So basically everyone made fun of james for a while and then we took Emmy back to Melrose Palace. I duno what sean want me to talk about here but we layed around in the hallway for a while then we all went to bed. Overall it was cool. If you want me to elaborate on something do tell.
My shower slippers went missing like 3 days ago.
Rishabh now tells me they are in Sihill's room and he'll get em back soon.
He accidentally took them down there.
I Kicked the wall next to my bed when i was dreaming(saving the world) this Morning. I think it was a roundhouse, im not sure, but im pretty sure i was suposed to be jumping... i wish i had been facing the other way.
10-8 Fun Stuff. Bloop.
10-7 Place one on my chest.
10-6 Empty
10-1 On my Way to T-Town
9-30 $50 Oil, Holy Shit. Well after sleeping all yesturday and all today Rishabh missed two of his classes this morning. Spencer and i went to go see the Debate, they had a big screeen shwoing for all the kids. I was expecting more of a Crazy Republican crowd at the thing but it was pretty 50/50. But anyway it was pretty fun.
Me and Vladimir are like This! WEST SIDE!
9-29 Its almost 10pm and Rishabh has been sleeping all day. He and some of the other dudes were up till 4 or something studying for a test, which naturally involves lots of yelling, arguing, poking/prodding, and of course keeping James awake as long as possible. It happens everynight so its not a party. I went over to see sean and Tconn for a while. They have to clean up their room becuase according to the inspector it is a sanitary violation or seomthing. It was probly the half eaten bowl of cheese dip next to the pile of dirty clothes that did it. Everybody be Cool. You be cool.
9-28 Tonights a Full Moon! I got the Forum up and running( its over on the side bar or if yoru lazy Go here )im working on fixing it up and stuff but yeah. I missed Bob Dole and Al Gore speak cause no one told me, i blame the world. Well have fun.
9-27 Well i figure nothing excitings goign to happen on this week so im gona work on the general coolness of the website instead of posting news. but if anything cool happens ill put it up.
9-26 Well i think im going to start everyday with well, but yesturday i went over to see spencer for a while then i ran some errands. I picked sean up and we went to Fry's, the coolest electronics store ever. We looked at everything and eventually walked out with "John Deere American Farmer" and an Enrique Iglesias mouse pad. Things everyone would wish for. But so after that we went to go get sushi with my brother. Sean and I had a couple Vegi Rolls and Spence had a bunch of tuna. Spencer gave Sean a fried potatto that was actually scallop. Sean went to go purge himself of animal in the bathroom. not really but he thought about it. After that We went to go see Thomas at the Triple Kegger to celebrate the UD Rugby loss. As you can imagine everyone there was an above par memeber of society. But anyway i dont need to describe what the typical American Tripple Kegger is like so after that I drove Thomas' car with Thomas and some random dude to Whataburger. Sean followed in my car, he cant drive a stick, neither can i but i was feeling lucky. I did some farming the rest of the night. I dont know what to say.
9-25 Well yesturday i had school. i actually did most of my homework the day before. Megan Voss's mom came to calc because it was parents weeend. megan had been answering wuestions mr ayati was giving to the class and one time when the room was real quiet her mom said "no wonder you have an a in the calss", i dont know it was funny to me. then rhetoric went pretty well i actually had a good topic for my next essay when she asked for one. if i write soemthing you dotn want to hear just tell me so i will skip it next time. sean called me up and i went over to pick him up over at UD. we decided we go shopping like women, but not actually buy anything. We went to the gallaria. We walked around most the place and did a little people watching. I got some paul simon greatest hits thing at FYE then Sean didnt want to look at any picture frames so we left and drove around untill we decided to go to "UROPA". Uropa is the big club that is ararently know as the coolest thing ever to all the people that havent been. They always have promotions on 106.7 renegade radio which always make me think of renegade's back in tulsa. but so anyway we drove around for what seeemed like 2 hours lokking for the damn place. after seening everything there was to see near downtown dallas we found the damn place after asking the 7-11 clerk. We parked and sean figuered he would need shoes to get in. i had some extras in the back right next to my extra yogart covered raisins, just in case. so we got in line and got to the dude, he asked for id then saw i had shorts on. no good. We drove back to SMU and got some long pants. when we got there though Thomas, who had been taking shrooms, called. We ended up picking up thomas, some dude, his girl friend, and some guy named james who wanted to go. James got to ride in the way back, somewhere near the raisins. Paul made the trip a party. We got there and realized everyone of them had on flip flops. So we just walked up and down the street and recieved flyers from Crazy Conservative Jesus People, who probly flew in from guts earlier that day. Who knows. Sean supported them, i was about to stab them with the crucifixs they were holding. but anyway we walked down the street and did some more people watching. We did some softcore club hopping, walking from door to door. We finally went to some store that as far as i could tell sold t-shirts, candy bars, and cigarets. The dude got cigarets and i got a push-up icecream pop. We went back to the Car drove to Smu then QT then UD. The dude and his girl friend got in trouble for being in his dorm past hours and with the door closed, the worst crime one can commit agasinst society. but sean and thomas and i wathced some TV. Nick called. As i got ready to leave i stole back my Ordinary people and Bob seger. when I got back to the dorm and Rishab had gotten bend it like beckum and Lagaan. I went to sleep thinking about "bend it like beckum" and listening to Paul.
9-22 The big news of the day was getting a postcard from Ingram. woot! But besides that my roomate rishabh and my suit mate jeremy had a two hour argument over wich was the better country, India or Singapor. Jeremy got on the world fact book and printed out a big list of stuff about both countries while Rishabh used his first had knowledge of india as proof that india was WAY better than singapor, i mean come on, they dont even play cricket!?! It was great fun. I made a crappy speaker for my ME Lab.
9-19 Well spence and i drove back to dallas. We saw nick for a bit after we dropped spencer's shot gun off at the Chris and Phill's. We read up in the New York Times on the way down. Tulsa's Crazy Conservative People got us on the front page! how bout that.
9-17 Had a Calc Test, went okay. finished my rhetoric essay this morning but didnt remeber to read the story for today. I think were goign to go to the shooting range then im heading back to t-town
9-16 I got the sims2, big trouble in little china. I dont think i could possibly play anymore.
9-14 I went to class, and it was good.
I have a big Test tomarrow which i cannot fuck up. "Chang", my singaporian suitemate, is bumbed out becuase his girly friend's exboyfriend is coming down this weekend. Chang and she talked and they are no longer spending time together. /// The full moon thing is tonight. 
Big News! Bill O'Reilly is screwed. 